Please explain how language can be so twisted as to have colonel pronounced "kernel." Of course there's the old "ghoti"-becomes-fish chestnut and probably others. But colonel/kernel. Don't you think ...
Why is the word “colonel” pronounced with an “r” sound when it is not spelled with an “r”? Peter Reyman Shelton, Connecticut “Colonel” came to English from the mid-16th-century French word coronelle, ...