Here is a slow-mo video of a scientist making a duck have sex with corkscrew-shaped beakers. It is one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen. Merry Christmas! You’re going to want to check out Carl ...

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Depending on what corners of the internet you frequent, you may have heard about the horrific corkscrew penises ducks use to solicit often nonconsensual sex. If you've never stopped to wonder about ...

Wow. To sum up, duck sex is the result of an evolutionary arms race between aggressive male ducks and often unwilling females. Ducks are one of the few birds with penises. But these aren’t just any ...

Some conservatives got some attention last week by alleging that the federal government is funding research into duck penises, by way of trying to demonstrate that many taxpayer dollars are wasted and ...

Male ducks are infamous for their bizarre penises, which are corkscrew-shaped, exceptionally long and develop anew each year. Researchers have now found that the size of a male duck's penis changes ...

Male ducks have some of the weirdest junk in nature—a ludicrously long, corkscrew-shaped member that evolved on account of an ongoing battle of the sexes. New research shows that the social ...

In the past few days, the Internet has been filled with commentary on whether the National Science Foundation should have paid for my study on duck genitalia, and 88.7 percent of respondents to a Fox ...

Get your news from a source that’s not owned and controlled by oligarchs. Sign up for the free Mother Jones Daily. My colleague Asawin Suebsaeng missed the most important point about Duckpenisgate: ...