We’re just going to say it: “Why did the chicken cross the road” jokes aren’t exactly comedy gold. (Sorry, bad joke fans!) The classic one that ends with ...

Editor’s Note: This article is purely satirical and fictitious. All attributions in this article are not genuine, and this story should be read in the context of pure entertainment only. The age-old ...

Exactly six years after her hatching, self-proclaimed inspector H. Poulet has just hung out her detective-agency shingle when three hen friends arrive demanding answers to the titular question.