John Goodman is showing off his 200-pound weight loss. The former “Conners” star, 73, turned heads when he walked the red carpet at the Los Angeles premiere of the “Smurfs” movie on Sunday. Goodman, who voices Papa Smurf in the animated flick, wore a navy blue suit, white shirt, black tie and brown shoes as he smiled for photographers.

Posters for Smurfs have repeatedly screamed at us that, “Rihanna is Smurfette”– as if that’s meant to trigger some kind of ecstatic revelation in itself. But, why, exactly, is Rihanna Smurfette? And why has it been deemed necessary for Smurfette to always be voiced by a pop star (first Katy Perry,